I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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