I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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