this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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