Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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