Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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