we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Im just a social blackout drinker.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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