My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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