You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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