Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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