Small penises have feelings too.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Mom said you looked used
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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