addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Randomize
