you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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