kristin has been a bad kristin
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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