I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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