I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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