i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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