Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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