were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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