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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.

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• (786): View more from Florida

  I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof

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• (949): View more from California

  I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.

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  I am not dying my bush blue.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.

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