sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Randomize
