Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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