yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Just high enough for therapy.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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