i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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