I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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