For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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