where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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