We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Randomize