He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
