The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Randomize
