The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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