ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
All the doctor said was why
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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