how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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