I bet he comes in French.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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