We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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