I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I just found puke in my bra..
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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