A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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