I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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