physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
My feet surprised me
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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