I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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