chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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