small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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