kristin has been a bad kristin
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
