too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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