Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
whose ass print is on the piano?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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