can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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