Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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