Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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