I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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