idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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