its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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