at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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