is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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