we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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